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Dirty Funny SMS |
Feeling
bored? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your...
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Kal
kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab? |
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Teacher:
larki or cycle may kya fark hai? Student: sir cycle par gand tika kar tangay hilani parti hai jabki larki par tangay tika kar gand hilani parti hai. |
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What
did one breast say to another breast? "Sala Ladra niche wali gali mei hota hai, aur pakde hum dono jaate hain" |
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Santa:Oye
Murge kaise diye Murge wala:Rs 50, Rs 40, Rs 10 Santa:Rs 10 itna sasta kyo Saab ise aids hai. Santa:de do mujhe khana hai GAND thodi marni |
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A
drunk man to his girlfriend: Oh my Darling! Your lips are so sweet,
so soft, so nice, & so moist...... Girl: "Dear, your head is
between my legs..........!! |
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| Na
tum aids se darte ho, na hi condom se karte ho, tum to samaaj se darte ho, isliye ghar mein haath se karte ho... |
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| At
KBC show AMITHAB: 10 lakh ka sawal...wht is d color of hair on ur wife's pussy? A-Brown B-White C-Black D-Grey? SARDAR: Can I phone a friend. |
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Do
sardar baithay thay 1 msg kar raha tha |
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