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English
Funny SMS |
Looks
may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart.
And, I have both. |
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The
only person who can make her smile is a dentist. |
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When
he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is
a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old. |
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If
I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD
LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me! |
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Newsflash:
Police are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous.
They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you
think I should hide? |
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I'm
so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart,
cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!... I didn't
know I've influenced you that much! |
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| If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food | ||
| Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that cows can’t fly! | ||
This
message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We
have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the
inconvenience. |
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